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PENALTY WARNING BOX
(no scores reported; you have 1 week to email team stats before -2 penalty)
WEEK 8:   RENDON,  MILAN EGGS, MELIUS MEAT STICKS, HENRY'S OFF AT CHURCH, GRIT'S ACES, BASIN NOT EVEN CLOSE & BASIN BB WHEN

PENALTY BOX
(-2 for no scores reported or -1 for no individual stats/incomplete)


WEEK 7: NONE
WEEK 6: RENDON -2

WEEK 5: GRIT'S ACES -2
WEEK 1-4: NONE


-WEEK 8 NEWS:  BRONZE 1 WEEKS 8-10 SCHEDULE UPDATED ON THE SCHEDULE LINK ABOVE.
- Spring awards have arrived!  Many have been delivered already but the few remaining boxes will be at your bars by next week. 

-WEEK 8 NEWS:
- No scores or status reported for the Week 7 Eggs vs. No Bulls Hit match.
  Just the Tip vs. Patiot Act! Week 7 is to be rescheduled.  
  *ALL MAKEUP MATCHES MUST BE COMPLETED BEFORE JULY 2 (WEEK 10).
- LOL-MFERS only had 3 players in their 15-4 loss to the Friendlies but MF Corey Francis got 3 of those, including 2 from his Iron Man 1 vs. 2 DOUBLES CRICKET win over Dez & Ben, wowzers!
-Beasties & Brewers also played short in what I'm now calling the Shorthanded Summer of '24.
- Ace Louis Trusty the Elder hit a (say it with me in your best British score announcer voice) TON-80! 
- "New" High Out by FilthyTony Fazzari 120.  It was mistakenly recorded as a mere score instead of an out in Week 5, now corrected.
- Bronze 2's Week 1 postponement between the two Holy Ground teams was decided by a double-down of their Week 6 match which the undefeated Dicks won 15-4, giving them a two-for-Tuesday 30 point surge in the B2 standings.  1st, 2nd & last seem to be sewn up but that 3rd place spot is still hotly contested between Pipemeisters and Projectiles.
- Faber's finally started working on our Spring Plaque & Mug order last week.  They say it should be ready sometime this coming week, if the stars align, fingers crossed, maybe?  Actually she said they've got the plaques done but are still working on the mugs which are individually laser-etched and apparently time-consuming.  Our order went in after the last Grail but their end-of-the-school-year crush always interferes with our Spring order.  These fucking students and their pathetic need for physical embodiments of their fleeting and ultimately meaningless achievements, am I right?  Meanwhile, out here in the REAL WORLD, where the hell is my Silver 2 third place plaque!?  Soon...

 
-WEEK 7 NEWS
:

- NEW HIGH OUT: Act! Patrick Taplin 109.  Two R9s in the same match from Ugly Allen Yrle & Daddy Matt Viator.
- LOL:MFERS & Patriot Act! played short with just 3 shooters.
- Only one more month of regular season remains.  Captains, start counting your players' games to get them Playoff eligible.  Everyone needs 15 games minimum (except for the Trash with their mega 16 player roster who only needs 10 since there are only 130 games possible in a 10 week season.)


-WEEK 6 NEWS:
- LOL MFERS, Just the Tip & Brewers played with 3 but Brewers still won 10-9.
- Rendon vs. Friendly Week 5 match postponed
- Pop the Cork?  The cork is determined by the dart that's closest to bullseye between two darts that are in the board.  So if you bounce your cork dart, you keep throwing until one sticks. If you knock out your opponent's cork, even if yours sticks, BOTH players must re-cork, alternating who goes first on every re-cork.


-WEEK 5 NEWS: REMINDER, THIS IS THE LAST WEEK TO ADD PLAYERS
- LOL MFERS & Milan Eggs played with 3. Rendon had 4.  Aces vs. Church Week 4 match was postponed.
- Round Ryan McCall and LFG Rett Porciau both snagged a 5B while Frunch Ryan McMahon nabbed a Ton 80 and Bangin' Donnie Wyatt nicked a R9.


-WEEK 4 NEWS
:

- No scores reported from last week's Eggs v. Dicks match.  The 3 player Is It In team held their own vs. the Friendlies, getting 8 points but the Omelets absolutely torpedoed the similarly handicapped Buddies 18-1.
-Heaux Johnny got a R9.
-Basin The Dart Bags have changed their name to Basin No Bulls Hit.


-WEEK 3 NEWS
:
- As usual, Summer season teams are running skeleton crews and playing shorthanded is too common.
Success story, with only 3 players, the Dead Eye Dicks beat the Pipemeisters 13-6.  However, the Trash beat the 3-man W'uglies but only 10-9.  Shortest of all were the MFERS, repped only by Capt. Donnie who, Spartan-like, took on the entire Friendly team by himself.  Although incredibly valiant, Rule 4 from Section III: Forfeits    A team needs at least two players present to play a match.  Friendlies get 10 (pending) instead of the 17-2 pile-on.
- Heaux Johnny Vaccarella shot the first R9 of Summer and Festa Ryan Galvin shot the first 180.

-CAPTAINS:  Inside your packets you will find a sheet listing all the captains' phone #s if you need to contact them for a reschedule request or whatever.

Ineligible Playoffs -WEEK ONE NEWS:
- Rule Reminders on Adding Players
- The deadline to add players is Week 5.  Gold 1 can add anyone.  Other divisions can add new (never played league darts before) but need approval to add anyone who has played before.  You must get approval from the Dartsar BEFORE the Tuesday match (not during) or you may be playing an ineligible player(s) and forfeit any games they win.  Carry on.
- The Bronze 2, Holy Ground, Week 1 matches have been rescheduled.  No scores reported from the Bronze 2 Basinites; did they play?  Possibly, stay tuned...
- Congrats to last season's High Out winner Donny Corkern (118) and My$tery Out Winner$ Ryan Galvin, Mike Rodriguez, Dennis Clutter, Amaretto Dave, Shane Dickson, Brett King & Mark Seiler.  I've already paid Brett, MRod, Donny (via Kevin) & Dave but the rest of you are encouraged to send me your preferred method of payment (Venmo, P
Team Standings Bronze 2 aypal, cash, etc) to claim your $20. 
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Team Standings Gold 1
Total Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 PNLTS
97 Homedale Heauxs 11 10 12 14 15 12 14 9 0 0 0
96 Mick's Frunchroom Festa 10 14 7 15 15 13 12 10 0 0 0
67 Henry's Off at Church 9 9 14 0 4 6 14 11 0 0 0
67 Grit's Aces 13 9 12 0 4 13 5 13 0 0 -2
56 Grit's Filth of the H.O. 6 5 5 5 14 6 7 8 0 0 0
52 Homedale High Demand 8 10 7 4 5 7 5 6 0 0 0
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Team Standings Gold 2
Total Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 PNLTS
87 Basin Not Even Close 12 7 8 8 16 14 11 11 0 0 0
83 Holy Ground Oofdas 7 9 11 12 15 5 12 12 0 0 0
77 Oak St. Brewers 14 10 11 8 10 9 7 8 0 0 0
71 Grit's River Rats 6 12 9 11 4 14 8 7 0 0 0
64 Henry's Patriot Act! 13 11 8 11 9 5 0 7 0 0 0
55 Halfmoon Just the Tip 5 8 10 7 3 10 0 12 0 0 0
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Team Standings Silver 1
Total Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 PNLTS
98 Finn's Bangin' the Neighbors 14 8 15 10 12 8 17 14 0 0 0
79 MCYC LFG 9 6 4 15 13 16 11 5 0 0 0
78 Milan Omelets 12 11 18 10 6 6 2 13 0 0 0
75 Kingpin Bulls*** 7 11 15 4 7 13 10 8 0 0 0
74 Fat Harry's Bungholes 5 13 4 9 13 11 8 11 0 0 0
52 MCYC Buddies 10 8 1 9 6 3 9 6 0 0 0
Team Standings Silver 1
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Team Standings Silver 2
Total Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 PNLTS
100 Lots-a-Luck Is It In? 6 11 8 18 14 18 15 10 0 0 0
95 Oak St. Mud Bugs 13 14 12 10 5 12 18 11 0 0 0
73 Fat Harry's Beastie Bulls 13 8 7 11 10 12 4 8 0 0 0
66 Friendly Bar Friendly Darts 6 10 11 8 0 7 15 9 0 0 0
56 Lots-a-Luck MFERS 13 0 14 9 9 1 4 6 0 0 0
36 Rendon Coronitas 6 5 5 1 0 7 1 13 0 0 -2
Team Standings Silver 2
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Total Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 PNLTS
90 Oak St. Hoppy Endings 11 9 14 11 10 8 13 14 0 0 0
81 Homedale Round of Nuns 13 11 8 8 13 11 14 3 0 0 0
76 Kingpin Trash Darts 16 10 5 8 6 8 9 14 0 0 0
76 Basin BB When 3 13 11 8 8 11 10 12 0 0 0
75 Grit's Daddy Dart 10 6 10 11 6 10 6 16 0 0 0
72 Melius Meat Sticks 6 10 9 11 13 9 9 5 0 0 0
72 Homedale Winnin' Ugly 8 9 15 8 11 9 5 7 0 0 0
66 Sending Mick's Messages 9 8 4 11 9 10 10 5 0 0 0
Team Standings Bronze 1
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Team Standings Bronze 2
Total Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 PNLTS
99 Holy Ground Dead Eye Dicks 14 13 14 0 12 14 15 17 0 0 0
70 Basin No Bulls Hit 15 18 0 11 7 13 6 0 0 0 0
49 Holy Ground Projectile Dysfunction 5 0 12 8 6 5 0 13 0 0 0
44 Basin Pipemeisters 4 6 7 11 0 6 4 6 0 0 0
42 Milan Eggs 0 1 5 8 13 0 13 2 0 0 0
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Team Standings Bronze 2