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Updated: 4/8/25
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PLAYOFF SCHEDULE PUBLISHED

PLAYOFFS WEEK 1 NEWS:
- Congrats to all the Division, High Allstar & MVP winners.  Mystery and High Out entries will continue until the last Grail triples game and announced thereafter.  Venues for Week 3 of Playoffs will be selected in a week or two, depending on who advances and if two teams from the same bar meet so we can schedule them at home.
- Also congrats to the two nigh winless teams who answered the website call to pull out their first win on the very last week of the season:  HOMEDALE HIGH DEMAND & OAK ST. BREWERS.  The Brewers turned the tables on the Filth 11-8 in a revenge match after a crushing 18-1 loss to them in Week 5.  The High finally notched their win in a second close, triples-determing match with their nearest neighbor on the wrong side of the tracks in Gold 1, XTRA F.
- NEW 1ST PLACE OR CITY GRAIL PRIZE ANNOUNCED!
So y'all complain that your cabinets are overflowing with dart mugs and your walls are practically covered in plaques.  And now you've already gotten a customized dartboard AND chalkboard plus BOTH versions of the ODC t-shirts.  Clearly you're either winning too much or we're giving out too many awards....probably both.  But the hardworking folks over at the ODC Research & Development Labs have not been idle these past months and we now proudly present to you an incredible SIXTH option: INDIVIDUAL $20 BAR TABS. This exciting and potable new option is available NOW and may be redeemed at any of the participating bars below, no matter what bar you play for.
Participating bars include: OAK ST. BREWERY, GRIT'S, HOMEDALE, LOTSA LUCK, MIDCITY YACHT CLUB & MICK'S.  (if your bar isn't on this list, have your bar owner/manager contact Tom for details on joining the program)
Benefits include: No wait time for engraving, no external storage space required, unbreakable (still spillable, however) and a time-honored accompaniment to any good victory celebration.


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WEEK 10 NEWS:
- Xtra Steve Oxford & Dick Justin Schuelke hit 180s. Festa Ryan Galvin shot SIX BULLS!
- Congrats to Risky Tim Heavey on leading his FLIGHT RISK team to their first win of the season with his 5-0 performance and Vernon Pop Orange's 68 out. Like the MCYC LFG, they flee the winless designation leaving behind 3 other teams (High Demand, Brewers & Gamblers) with one final shot at redemption in Week 10.
- Despite throwing a half dozen Allstars, the last remaining undefeated team, the Melius Meat Sticks and their perfect season was sullied and despoiled last week 11-8 by some unlikely defilers, the 5th place Homedale Pointless. 
- Stats below are through Week 9 except the teams in the WARNING BOX above whose stats weren't sent yet.
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WEEK 9 NEWS:
  Only 2 more weeks, start counting your games for Playoff eligibility.  5-team divisions need 12 games, 6-team divisions need 15.  See "Ineligible for Playoffs" table below to see if you're short of having enough games as of Week 7 (except teams in the Warning Box above who are missing W7 stats).
-Well done Captains, this might be the first ever no-penalty season.  Rambler Billy, do NOT fuck this up.
- Top Tip Chris Jones had a notable 180 and 61-out in his 6-star performance last week while playing in only 3 games.
- The Heauxs echoed Chris's shots in their 17-2 dismantling of the Xtras with Andrew Hammack also scoring a 180 and Donny Corkern taking the 61-out (plus a nifty 101-out via DB) in his 7-star performance. Capt. Kevin Schwab aptly ended the night with a 75-out in 801, all of these star-outs being indicators of just how swiftly their '01 games must've finished. And speaking of 101 Out via DB, Xtra Barry Bairnsfarther said "I'll have one of those" in their makeup match vs. the Aces while Chad Schomaker chose the Round of Nine option.
- County Cork called in sick last week and forfeited to Melius Meat Sticks who get an initial 10 points before any additional points are added at the end of the season.  (See Rules III.6.b)  Their current weekly average is 14 so it that continues, it'll be 4 additional points added to their season total.  Not that any of this matters unless the 2nd place Buddies (-17) go bonkers in the next two weeks and score big points vs. the only remaining undefeated team this season, the Meat Sticks in their imminent Week 10  showdown.
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WEEK 8 NEWS:
  Only 3 more weeks, start counting your games for Playoff eligibility.
- No scores reported from Aces vs. Xtra Friendly, maybe postponed? UPDATE: RESCHEDULED
- Despite a one player handicap, Oak St's Tom Haggerty Brewed up a great 501 game, winning solo vs. MDMA's Berd & (former Oak St) LJ. Lotsa Luck DGAFMFERS also played short, with 6 more letters in their name than players showing up but as the name implies, they remain unconcerned.
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WEEK 7 NEWS:
-  The schedule has been pushed back one week due to 3 Uptown parades rudely disrupting our sacred steel tip Tuesday
-  Round of Nine for High Ben Rogers
-  Players in 5 team divisions only need 12 games to qualify for Playoffs and 16 for MVP.
- Evangeline only had 3 players vs. Melius last week.
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WEEK 6 NEWS:
-  DEADLINE PASSED: No more players may be added to your teams this season. 
-  RULE CLARIFICATION:  In the first four games of singles, you may choose to play either 301 or 501, no matter what your opponent chooses to play. Yes, it could be 301 vs. 501.  We made this rule a few seasons back but it was never codified into the current printed set of Rules but it will be added before the next printing.
-  Rounds of Nine by Bangin' Rett Porciau & Just Kevin Rogers.
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WEEK 5 NEWS:
-  Ace Chad Schomaker wore out the bullseye last week hitting 9 Allstars' worth of strictly bullseyes (3B-4B-5B-4B-3B)
- Xtra Ryan McMahon acquired the first 180 of 2025.
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WEEK 4 NEWS:
-  Trash Chris Dougherty hit a 63 out via DB after taking a 62 out via DB in Week 1.  And now I hear he swore to take out a 64 via DB next week.  Don't let us down, Chris!  Other notable shots included Offda Ralph Alvarado's R9.
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WEEK 2 NEWS:
-  No Darts for Snowmageddon.  Don't kill yourselves in sledding accidents behind cars or skiing off the roof, we were not trained for these winter sports. 
- Among the 17 stars from the Heauxs Week 2 Allstar Festival, in his singles 501 win Donny Corkern shot 437 of those points with only 9 darts (133-133-171)  wowzers.  Also congrats to teammate Andrew Hammack who recently finished in the top 5 of three events at the Superdarts 39th annual Regional Bullshooter in Houston.
- Dick Justin Schuelke got the 1st R9 of the season, along with Heaux Andrew Hammack.

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WEEK 1 NEWS:
High Out 142 by Rich Alves
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-WEEK 0 NEWS:
- Rule Reminders on Adding Players: The deadline to add players is Week 5.  The top division can add anyone.  Other divisions can add "new" (never played league darts before) but need approval to add anyone who has played league before.  You must get approval from the Dartsar BEFORE the Tuesday match (not during) or you may be playing an ineligible player(s) and forfeit any games they win.  Carry on.
-  Each week, someone on your team should check the Warning Box above to make sure you avoid penalties.  Also check the scores and stats because every season a few errors crop up among the 3-4 thousand data entries and YOU are the only proofreader.  We depend on you to catch those inevitable mistakes so please email Tom with any errors you find, thanks!

FINAL Team Standings Gold 1

Total	Team	W1	W2	W3	W4	W5	W6	W7	W8	W9	W10	PNLTS
104	Homedale Heauxs	14	12	15	0	11	13	6	17	0	16	0
82	Mick's Frunchroom Festa	7	7	15	7	0	13	13	11	9	0	0
79	Grit's Aces	12	5	0	15	8	6	14	0	16	3	0
67	Friendly Bar Xtra Friendly	0	14	4	12	12	0	5	2	10	8	0
48	Homedale High Demand	5	0	4	4	7	6	0	8	3	11	0

FINAL Team Standings Gold 2

Total	Team	W1	W2	W3	W4	W5	W6	W7	W8	W9	W10	PNLTS
96	Fat Harry's Bungholes	18	0	14	9	8	15	0	13	13	6	0
94	MCYC MDMA	9	15	9	0	11	9	15	13	0	13	0
78	Grit's Filth of the H.O.	0	9	10	10	18	0	11	6	6	8	0
73	Holy Ground Oofdas	10	10	5	12	0	10	8	6	12	0	0
39	Oak St. Brewers	1	4	0	7	1	4	4	0	7	11	0

FINAL Team Standings Gold 3

Total	Team	W1	W2	W3	W4	W5	W6	W7	W8	W9	W10	PNLTS
112	Oak St. Hoppy Endings	10	12	14	12	12	5	13	13	12	9	0
100	Half Moon Just the Tip	14	7	12	13	11	3	6	13	11	10	0
100	Milan Omelets	9	6	13	15	8	14	8	7	11	9	0
92	Grit's Daddy Dart	12	14	6	6	7	9	8	12	8	10	0
89	Lotsa Luck Is It In?	7	13	7	7	14	10	11	6	7	7	0
77	Basin Not Even Close	5	5	5	4	5	16	11	6	8	12	0

FINAL Team Standings Silver 1

Total	Team	W1	W2	W3	W4	W5	W6	W7	W8	W9	W10	PNLTS
118	Henry's Patriot Act!	13	16	9	14	10	14	11	9	11	11	0
100	Lotsa Luck DGAF MFERS	6	10	13	10	13	5	8	11	15	9	0
99	Lotsa Luck Bangin' the Neighbors	12	14	12	5	6	12	7	13	8	10	0
92	Kingpin Bulls***	7	9	7	11	9	12	11	6	12	8	0
81	Kingpin Trash	12	5	10	9	3	7	12	10	4	9	0
80	MCYC LFG	7	3	6	8	16	7	8	8	7	10	0

FINAL Team Standings Silver 2

Total	Team	W1	W2	W3	W4	W5	W6	W7	W8	W9	W10	PNLTS
115	Oak St. Mud Bugs	13	14	6	14	11	14	11	11	10	11	0
96	Homedale Round of Nuns	11	17	14	5	7	5	10	14	9	4	0
95	Basin BB When	8	5	7	12	12	14	8	12	9	8	0
93	Friendly Bar Friendly Darts	6	11	12	10	12	5	7	7	8	15	0
89	Holy Ground Dead Eye Dicks	7	2	13	9	7	14	9	8	11	11	-2
80	Homedale Winnin' Ugly	12	8	5	7	8	5	12	5	10	8	0

FINAL Team Standings Bronze 1

Total	Team	W1	W2	W3	W4	W5	W6	W7	W8	W9	W10	PNLTS
133	Melius Meat Sticks	14	12	12	17	15	18	13	13	8	11	0
111	MCYC Buddies	12	11	12	19	4	9	16	13	7	8	0
101	Mick's County Cork	7	10	7	15	15	10	10	0	13	14	0
86	Evangeline Wire Wire	5	9	8	0	15	1	9	16	12	11	0
71	Homedale Pointless	11	8	11	2	4	13	3	3	11	5	0
62	Rambler Gamblers	8	7	7	4	4	6	6	6	6	8	0

Total

Team

W1

W2

W3

W4

W5

W6

W7

W8

W9

W10

PNLTS

93

Milan Eggs

10

12

16

0

9

14

17

11

0

4

0

89

Fat Harry's Full House

0

10

13

14

10

0

6

12

9

15

0

80

Holy Ground P. Dysfunction

10

9

3

8

0

14

13

8

15

0

0

59

Basin Flight Risk

9

7

0

5

7

5

2

0

10

14

0

59

Oak St. Brew Tang Clan

9

0

6

11

12

5

0

7

4

5

0

WARNING BOX         Missing scores/stats.  You have until Sat. midnight following your match to avoid penalties: ********************************************************

PENALTY BOX -2 for no scores reported or -1 for no individual stats/incomplete ********************************************* WEEK 8: DEAD EYE DICKS -2 WEEK 1-7: NONE