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WEEK 7 NEWS: 
-Two Rounds of Nine last week by  Uptilly Greg Blum & Elvi Andrew Crosby.
-Ass Barry Bairnsfather went on a bullseye spree last Tuesday hitting a total of 13 Allstars including a 3B, two 4B's, a 5B AND a frigging 6B!!!  Wow, you might need to replace that dartboard; the bulls are worn out!
-No scores reported between Lotsa Luck Young Guns vs. Homedale Doogie Slammers.  Homedale may have forfeited.
-FantASStic 5 played w/ just 3 (probably fantastic 3, though)
-Platinum is super-tight with the top 5 teams only 5 points apart.
-ATTENTION NEW PLAYOFF RULE:  Some teams took it upon themselves to move their Playoff matches last season, but that ain't right.  The bar owners support the club, pay your dues and they deserve the Playoff matches they've earned by maintaining a good dart throwing area.  So from now on, any winning team that moves their Playoff match for any other reason besides the bar being unable to host the match (power outage, no chalk, private party, etc.) will incur a 2.1 penalty in their next week's match.  Several teams requested Thanksgiving week off, so we'll skip that week.
REPEAT: IF YOU MOVE YOUR PLAYOFF MATCH, YOU WILL BE PENALIZED 2.1 POINTS THE FOLLOWING WEEK.  

10/21 10/28 11/4
H-Prytania Ow My Bulls 7
at
A-Halfmoon Cherry Poppins 12
Rendezvous Dodge Darts
at
Halfmoon Cherry Poppins
 
G-Milan Eggs 8
at
B-Prytania Redarteds 11
Henry's
at
Prytania Redarteds
 
F-3 Legged Dog Originals 5
at
C-Henry's 14
Holy Ground Stevie's Wonders
at
Prytania Ow My Bulls
 
E-Holy Ground Stevie's Wonders 7
at
D-Rendezvous Dodge Darts 12
3 Legged Dog Originals
at
Milan Eggs
 

WEEK 8 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
LOTSA LUCK YOUNG GUNS, HOMEDALE DOOGIES, MCYC ANGRY PIRATES, HOLY GROUND SUPAGH DARTS, GRITS DUMPSTER DIVERS, FINN'S BEAST MODE, FANTASSTIC-5

 

WEEK 7 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1):  Homedale Tab Dodgers
WEEK 6 NO SCORES REPORTED (-2): 

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WEEK 7 NEWS: 
-Hats off to the new HIGH OUT holder, Beast John Richard.  I'll let teammate Matt Meyers do the color commentary (from his email):
"Got a new High Out for ya!  In 301, John got in with 158 for 2 allstars, then went out on his next turn with 143 out via Double Bull, for another 3 allstars!  6 dart out, 5 allstars!  His darts were D19, T20, T20 - T11, T20, DB.  I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself."

Indeed, that's not a bad ratio at all; 5 Stars with only 6 darts!  Congrats, John, you should've videoed that one.
-Bronze 1, thanks for your patience.  Not one person called me panicking about your schedule yet.  You have nerves of steel, hearts of gold and, well, darts of bronze.  Here's your Week 7 schedule:

WEEK 7 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
AMAZINGLY...NO ONE!

 

WEEK 7 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1):  Prytania Redarted
WEEK 6 NO SCORES REPORTED (-2):  MICK'S DERELICTS :(

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WEEK 6 NEWS:
  (Saints bye week = early update)

-Ace Wayne Rovira shot a R9 (had 8 stars total). 
-A few teams shot short-handed: Elite had 2 and FantASStic-5 had 3.  That didn't stop Five Zack Pollock from winning his 501 handicap match vs. Derelicts DeeDee & Dave.  (For once, DeeDee's on the wrong end of a handicap win)  Maybe Dianne could've filled out their stats and saved 'em a point, doh!

WEEK 6 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
HOMEDALE FARGIN ICEHOLES & TAB DODGERS, LOTSA LUCK MY ASS & YOUNG GUNS, MICKS DERELICTS, RENDEZVOUS DODGE DARTS, MILAN CHICKENS, FINN'S CUNEXTUES. , TCHOUP 45 TEAM-NAMED-SUE

 

WEEK 6 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1):  Prytania Ow My Bulls!
WEEK 5 NO SCORES REPORTED (-2):  TCHOUP 45 TEAM NAMED SUE, FINN'S C.U.NEXTUES.

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WEEK 5 IS THE FINAL DEADLINE FOR DUES!  no more players may be added after Week 5, final Deadline to pay dues
UNPAID PLAYERS DO NOT GET AWARDS OR ADVANCE TO PLAYOFFS!!!  $15/PLAYER + $30 BAR FEE
PLEASE MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO: "ORLEANS DART CLUB" AND MAIL TO: P.O. BOX 2347 GRETNA, LA. 70054-2347.  

-Dumpster Divers, Stevie's Wonders, $3 Imports & Angry Pirates just played w/ three.
-Yeah, the update is late; damned Saints game again.  Get used to it, lol.

-Squirrelly Rob Guichet & Young Lawrence Leehan both hit R9 last week.  Wooooo!
-Tramp Greg Choina hit a.....TON-80!!!  WOOOHOOOO!!!!!  and...finally...

-Slammer ALBERT AUCOIN hit....7 marks  (the crowd goes wild!)

WEEK 5 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
 PRYTANIA OW MY BULLS, MILAN CHICKENS, FINN'S CUNEXTUES. A.S.S.FANTAS-4, TCHOUP 45 TEAM-NAMED-SUE

 

WEEK 5 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1): 
WEEK 4 NO SCORES REPORTED (-2): 

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WEEK 4 NEWS: 

-Dumpster Divers  just played w/ three.
-Yeah, the update is late; damned Saints game again. I did update the links on the Barguide page, though,  if you're really jonesing for new content.

WEEK 4 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
 PRYTANIA OW MY BULLS, LOTSA LUCK MY ASS

 

WEEK 4 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1):  A.S.S. FAN-5
WEEK 3 NO SCORES REPORTED (-2):  BACCHUS DERELICTS

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WEEK 3 NEWS:
 

-Congrats to Fargin' Alex Lew on his 6 Bulls last week!   Supagh Billy Prat won an Iron Man 501 match vs. 2 opponents.
-No scores reported from the Tab Dodgers vs. Derelicts match.
-Wire Wire forfeits home match vs. Throwing Elvi.  Mick's Elite win w/ just 3 players.

WEEK 3 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
 HOMEDALE TAB DODGERS, FINN'S CUNEXTUES, PRYTANIA  REDARTEDS, AMERICAN SS FAN-4

 

WEEK 3 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1):  NONE
NO SCORES REPORTED (-2): AMERICAN S.S. FANTASTIC 5

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WEEK 2 NEWS: 

WEEK 2 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
FINN'S BEAST MODE, LOTSA LUCK MY ASS, GRIT'S THROWING ELVI, HOMEDALE TAB DODGERS, MCYC ANGRY PIRATES, AMERICAN SPORTS FANTASTIC 5, PRYTANIA OW MY BULLS, MICK'S DERELICTS

 

WEEK 2 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1): 

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WEEK 1 NEWS: 
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Name Changes: 

Was Redd's Ton L'Eighties, now =>Redd's $3 Imports
Was 45 tchoup Wrongholes now =>45 Tchoup Team Named Sue

WEEK 1 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
FINN'S BEAST MODE, SHAMROCK SNEAKNUTS, GRIT'S WILLIE'S TEAM

 

WEEK 1 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1):  None

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WEEK 0 NEWS:
  Welcome back to another fun-filled, white-knuckled thrill ride, this one named...FALL 2014!
Here's your sneak preview of the new fall line-ups (just like TV Guide but with more darts!)

  • Overall, we're top-heavy with talent this season, with some heavy hitters in Plat, Gold & Silver.  Bronze remains strong as well, retaining the summer season's City Grail finalists for a possible rematch and/or title defense.  Let's take a closer look.  New blood and roster changes are the big stories this season.

  • Platinum:  It's been awhile since we had so much new blood in Platinum.  You might be wondering why the Victory Shots moved down to Gold 1 after finishing 2nd regular season and Grail runner-up.  They released Neil Saia and Cayce went back to his old Plat Ton L'Eighties team which has reformed after the summer off and will be based out of Redd's.  Former Gun-for-Hire/Ace Willie Ansardi has started up a new team of family members who apparently just hit 21 bar legal.  It's apparent that dart-throwing is part of the Ansardi DNA, so we expect good things from his latest dart proteges.  Rounding out Platinum is former Gun-for-Hire Louis Trusty who, after a season or two in Fun Dart League, has assembled a juggernaut of Parish talent he intends to re-take the ODC Plat Grail with.  The Fargin' Iceholes keep up their yo-yo pattern of bouncing between Platinum and winning Gold 1, season after season.  The Wrong-Hole Rangers' solid 3rd place finish and stable roster guarantee them another round in the the Big Show.

  • Gold:  The Platinum dropouts (Beast & Chickens) move to G1, and despite a solid 4th finish, the American Sports Saloon FantASStic Four have downsized their roster, trimming Amy Weston & George Tsatsoulis, thereby garnering a spot in G1. Shamrock Sneaknuts is a reforming of the Projectile Dysfunction crew w/ some Overeasy refugees included for good measure. In G2, the Kingpin holds firm w/ their 3rd finish last season.  Strong finishes last season from Angry Pirates (Silver Grail winners), Young Guns & Doogie Slammers (Corey Ruiz' 62 Power Rating was a booster) earned them an upgrade to G2. The Heauxs hovered on the S-G fence but their tight, unchanged roster got them a G repeat.

  • Silver:  With so many Silver upgrades, there was no room left in G2.  The Supagh Darts continue their plummet from Platinum, barely able to field 3-4 players each week after the departures of Bones & Flick.  The Martyrs follow in their wake, eager to play their full roster again, and adding Bronze 2's Amaretto Dave from the temporarily disbanded BJ's team.  For Fall season, Treasure Isle will be without the son of it's usual father/son team of Al Martin Jr. & Sr..as Al, Jr. takes a break, reducing the Tramps team power rating in the process. The Family Jewels have won 1st place their last two seasons in Bronze 1 & Silver 2, as new talent Nicholas Persich is rumored to be playing $$$ tournaments with the Metairie Big Guns.  Hopefully, there's enough Gold dropout talent in Silver to give them a challenge this time around. Wire Wire, My Ass & C.U.NexTues slip down to Silver w/ tepid 4th-6th finishes in Gold 2 last season.  Elvi & Wheels finally amassed high enough power ratings to escape Bronze.

  • Bronze: Unfortunately, we had 43 teams this season (42 or any multiple of 6 is best) so we had to accommodate this odd number w/ one BYE and an 8-team division.  Why the BYE in S2 and the 8-team bracket in B1, you ask?  Well, we have several bars w/ 1 board & 2 teams that can only play 1 match per night, so I had to get creative with the 8 team bracket to avoid home-away conflicts.  The bars w/ just one team (never a home-away conflict) were mostly in B1 and those work best for the 8 bracket due to no conflicts after Week 6 (when the 6-team and 8-team schedules no longer synchronize for the home/away opposites positions except for positions 1 & 2).  With the BYE week in Bronze, there was only one spot for either Henry's (higher team Power Rating) or Rendezvous (beat them in the Grail) so I moved the BYE to S2 and kept both of these Grail finalists in Bronze so they can maybe duke it out again in a rematch.

  • So there's your inside look at the Fall season.  Hopefully it answers some of your burning questions about "Why am I here?!" and "Why are they there?!"
    Remember our seasons are only 14 weeks long including Playoffs & Finals so it won't be long before you get another shot at a Grail in a different bracket.
    Good luck and exemplify good sportsmanship!  packets should be delivered by Tues. night.  Congrats to Mystery Out winners: Corey Wainwright, Barry Bairnsfather & Corey Fayette and High Out winner Mike Theriot (134).  Dartsar out!
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                                        After Week 2, Player dues increase from $12 to $15.  Bar fee is $30 per team.
                                   THE FINAL DEADLINE FOR PAYING PLAYER AND TEAM DUES IS WEEK 5!
     
                         PLEASE MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO: "ORLEANS DART CLUB" AND MAIL TO: P.O. BOX 2347 GRETNA, LA. 70054-2347.  

-How to add players:

1. If they're new to dart league (not just new to us), add them. (don't forget to pay for them!)
2. If they've played, call Tom @ 344-0257 to get approval.  (don't forget to pay for them!)
3. If you're in the top division, add anyone, doesn't matter. (don't forget to pay for them!)
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WEEK 1 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
 

 

WEEK 1 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1):  None


As always, if you faxed or emailed your match scores but find your team name in the Penalties section, we did not receive your report.
Send Tom your fax confirmation page or your email error message and he'll credit you your penalty points if it was originally sent before the deadline (Sat. Midnight after the match).  We usually get one or 2 fax transmission error pages so if you can tell me the time and date you sent it and there is an error page for then, your penalties will be removed.  Make sure you fill out the Individual Stats section!

 
Team Standings Platinum
Total Team PNLTS W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10
83 Grit's Famiglia 0 10 6 11 12 14 9 9 12 0 0
80 Homedale Fargin' Iceholes 0 7 7 15 12 5 16 11 7 0 0
80 Redd's $3 Imports 0 10 12 8 7 7 15 8 13 0 0
78 Mick's Elite 0 12 13 11 11 12 3 10 6 0 0
78 Grit's Aces 0 9 11 4 8 12 10 12 12 0 0
55 45 Tchoup Team Named Sue -2 9 8 8 7 7 4 7 7 0 0

 

Team Standings Gold 1
Total Team PNLTS W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10
89 Finn's Just the Tip 0 9 8 15 16 12 12 6 11 0 0
87 American S.S. Fantasstic 4 0 8 13 4 14 9 15 16 8 0 0
83 Grit's Victory Shots 0 11 11 8 5 12 14 13 9 0 0
74 Finn's Beast Mode 0 10 10 11 10 10 7 6 10 0 0
70 Milan Chickens 0 11 9 10 3 7 4 13 13 0 0
53 Shamrock Sneaknuts 0 8 6 9 9 7 5 3 6 0 0

 

Team Standings Gold 2
Total Team PNLTS W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10
98 Kingpin Blind Squirrels 0 12 9 18 15 13 15 4 12 0 0
83 MCYC Angry Pirates 0 7 14 13 15 6 5 13 10 0 0
81 Lotsa Luck Young Guns 0 11 10 16 4 17 8 15 0 0 0
72 Homedale Heauxs 0 8 12 6 4 11 11 11 9 0 0
61 MCYC Pull It Out 0 12 7 1 10 2 14 8 7 0 0
42 Homedale Doogie Slammers 0 7 5 3 9 8 4 6 0 0 0

 

Team Standings Silver 1
Total Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 PNLTS
100 Grit's Family Jewels 16 13 12 9 7 17 15 11 0 0 0
91 Holy Ground Supagh Darts 13 9 10 12 12 6 18 11 0 0 0
79 Holy Ground Martyrs 6 15 7 8 12 13 10 8 0 0 0
68 Treasure Isle Tramps 5 4 9 10 14 9 9 8 0 0 0
63 Homedale Winnin' Ugly 14 6 6 7 7 10 4 9 0 0 0
53 Finn's C.U.NexTues. 3 10 13 11 5 2 1 10 0 0 -2

 

Team Standings Silver 2
Total Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 PNLTS
81 Grit's Square Wheels 13 13 16 0 8 13 9 9 0 0 0
63 Lotsa Luck My Ass 0 9 3 9 18 0 14 10 0 0 0
58 Grit's Throwing Elvi 6 10 10 13 0 6 5 8 0 0 0
47 Grit's Dumpster Divers 8 6 0 6 1 16 10 0 0 0 0
46 Holy Ground Wire Wire 11 0 0 10 11 3 0 11 0 0 0

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
10/21 10/28 11/4
H-Prytania Ow My Bulls
at
A-Halfmoon Cherry Poppins
Rendezvous Dodge Darts
at
Halfmoon Cherry Poppins
 
G-Milan Eggs
at
B-Prytania Redarteds
Henry's
at
Prytania Redarteds
 
F-3 Legged Dog Originals
at
C-Henry's
Holy Ground Stevie's Wonders
at
Prytania Ow My Bulls
 
E-Holy Ground Stevie's Wonders
at
D-Rendezvous Dodge Darts
3 Legged Dog Originals
at
Milan Eggs
 

Team Standings Bronze 1 through Week 7 Below

Total   Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 PNLTS
87 A Halfmoon Cherry Poppins 14 15 12 10 11 14 11 0 0 0 0
78 B Prytania Redarteds* 15 10 7 16 5 13 13 0 0 0 -1
78 C Henry's 16 9 9 9 13 12 10 0 0 0 0
74 D Rendezvous Dodge Darts 5 10 16 12 14 8 9 0 0 0 0
60 E Holy Ground Stevie's Wonders 6 9 15 3 8 7 12 0 0 0 0
56 F 3 Legged Dog Originals 4 4 10 10 10 11 7 0 0 0 0
52 G Milan Eggs 13 7 3 9 6 6 8 0 0 0 0
45 H Prytania Ow My Bulls! 3 12 4 7 9 5 6 0 0 0 -1

 *Redarteds win 2nd place Tie-Breaker w/ Week 2 win over Henry's

Team Standings Bronze 2
Total Team W1 W2 W3 W4 W5 W6 W7 W8 W9 W10 PNLTS
97 Redd's Uptilly 14 16 9 12 14 12 9 11 0 0 0
89 Homedale Tab Dodgers 13 3 10 16 12 15 10 11 0 0 -1
74 Homedale Fullabull 6 14 10 14 7 4 11 8 0 0 0
68 45 Tchoup This! 5 7 10 5 7 7 15 12 0 0 0
66 Mick's Dart Derelicts 9 12 9 7 12 9 4 8 0 0 -4
54 American S.S. Fantasstic 5 10 5 9 3 5 10 8 7 0 0 -3

 

Penalty Box?
[If you really faxed in your card but still got a penalty, contact Tom with time & date.  If there is an error page, you will be credited]

PENALTIES:
-1: Did not fill out Individual stats or incomplete Individual Stats.
-2: Did not send in scorecard          
-5: Did not send in 5 or more scorecards (weekly)
*: Illegal players.



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