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UPDATED: 02/24/2014

WEEK 6 NEWS:
-The Redds vs RedDoor match was interrupted in the final game by shenanigans so the final score is 9-7. (Redd's I still need your stats!)
-Prodigal Squirrel Jeff Densen remembers how to shoot those Rounds of 9, welcome back.
-Heaux Chris Rohli took a Dbull out, but was it 50 or 69? Jen, can I get a clarification? Before I get yelled at?

-Rule Reminder: Once you bust in an '01 game, your turn is over. Don't throw any more darts after you bust. This just delays the game, grants unfair extra practice darts, is an avenue for darts thrown in anger and is just generally bad form. Please ask offenders to stop and if they don't, please report them to the ODC office for behavior modification. DO NOT take the law into your own hands (I stole that from 'People's Court'). Thanks.

WEEK 5 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
HALFMOON KILIMANJARO, PRYTANIA REDARTEDS, 45 TCHOUP 45 FINGERS, TREASURE ISLE TRAMPS, MCYC PULL IT OUT, SHAMROCK PROJECTILE DYSFUN. & BWC, HOLY GROUND SUPAGH DARTS, REDD'S UPTILLY TAVERN,

WEEK 5 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1):
WEEK 4 PENALTIES: NO REPORT (-2): 45 TCHOUP 45 FINGERS

WEEK 5 NEWS: no more players may be added, final Deadline to pay dues
THIS IS THE FINAL DEADLINE FOR DUES! 2/18/13
UNPAID PLAYERS DO NOT GET AWARDS OR ADVANCE TO PLAYOFFS!!! $15/PLAYER + $30 BAR FEE
PLEASE MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO: "ORLEANS DART CLUB" AND MAIL TO: P.O. BOX 2347 GRETNA, LA. 70054-2347.
-Kingpin beat Henry's w/ just 3 players (no handicapped game wins tho).
-Some French Quarter games were disrupted by a power outage mid-match. 3Ld vs. BJ's match was finished up last Thursday. A.S.Saloon vs. CUNexTues will be completed some time soon. We DO know that it wasn't going to be another 18-1 blowout.

-Victory Anthony Fazzari shot a Round of 9.

-The TON 80 shot glasses have arrived and look great; all black and gold, w/ a REAL gold rim. If you get destitute, you can always melt it off and pawn it...for a nickel, maybe.

WEEK 4 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
LOTSA LUCK MY ASS, SHAMROCK POKING CORK, GRIT'S FAMILY JEWELS, AMERICAN SPORTS SALOON, HALFMOON KILIMANJARO, GRIT'S THROWING ELVI, PRYTANIA REDARTEDS, 45 TCHOUP 45 FINGERS, HOMEDALE FARGIN ICEHOLES
HENRY'S, GRIT'S VICTORY SHOTS, FINN'S CUNEXTUES

WEEK 4 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1): None
WEEK 3 PENALTIES: NO REPORT (-2): 45 TCHOUP 45 FINGERS, HENRY'S

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WEEK 4 NEWS:

WEEK 3 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
SHAMROCK PROJECTILE DYSFUNCT., RENDEZVOUS D.DARTS, MCYC PULL IT OUT,
HENRY'S, GRIT'S VICTORY SHOTS, FINN'S CUNEXTUES

WEEK 3 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1): GRIT'S FAMILY JEWELS
WEEK 2 PENALTIES: NO REPORT (-2): None

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WEEK 3 NEWS:

-L'Eighty Lyles Polk got a R9. Young Raul Guillen shot a TON-80.

-We just ordered a new batch of 180 shot glasses (we ran out) with black glass and printing & gold rim, so if you're due one, so Raul, you'll just have to keep drinking straight out of the bottle till they arrive.
-ByeWeekChamps & Square Wheels played short-handed (3)
-Kingpin vs. Finn's Wk 2 match postponed due to something Kingpin team-related; sick mayhaps.

WEEK 2 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
HALFMOON WOLFPACK

WEEK 2 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1): None
WEEK 1 PENALTIES: NO REPORT (-2): None

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WEEK 2 NEWS:
-NAME CHANGE: HALFMOON KILL THE POET must've returned to the Mountaintop and are now to be forever knows as HALFMOON KILIMANJARO. (Forever as in until next season)

WEEK 1 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
HOLY GROUND WIRE WIRE, MILAN CHICKENS, SHAMROCK PROJECTILE DYSFUNCTION & POKING CORK

WEEK 1 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1): None

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WEEK 1 NEWS:
                                    After Week 2, Player dues increase from $12 to $15. Bar fee is $30 per team.
                               THE FINAL DEADLINE FOR PAYING PLAYER AND TEAM DUES IS WEEK 5!
                      PLEASE MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO: "ORLEANS DART CLUB" AND MAIL TO: P.O. BOX 2347 GRETNA, LA. 70054-2347.

-How to add players:

1. If they're new to dart league (not just new to us), add them. (don't forget to pay for them!)
2. If they've played, call Tom @ 344-0257 to get approval. (don't forget to pay for them!)
3. If you're in the top division, add anyone, doesn't matter. (don't forget to pay for them!)

As always, if you faxed or emailed your match scores but find your team name in the Penalties section, we did not receive your report.
Send Tom your fax confirmation page or your email error message and he'll credit you your penalty points if it was originally sent before the deadline (Sat. Midnight after the match). We usually get one or 2 fax transmission error pages so if you can tell me the time and date you sent it and there is an error page for then, your penalties will be removed. Make sure you fill out the Individual Stats section!

**Team Standings Platinum**
Total	Team	W1	W2	W4	W5	W6	PNLTS
69	Grit's Aces	15	15	11	13	15	0
54	Cosimo's Ton L'Eighties	12	13	11	6	12	0
54	Homedale Fargin' Iceholes	10	12	8	12	12	0
42	Holy Ground Supagh Darts	7	4	17	7	7	0
32	45 Tchoup 45-Finger Punch	4	7	8	13	4	-4
30	Shamrock Projectile Dysfunction	9	6	2	6	7	0

**Team Standings Gold 1**
Total	Team	W1	W2	W4	W5	W6	PNLTS
61	Halfmoon Wolfpack	13	10	11	13	14	0
59	Milan Chickens	15	10	12	6	16	0
50	Homedale Heauxs	12	9	11	9	9	0
46	Grit's Victory Shots	7	13	8	10	10	-2
34	Lotsa Luck Young Guns	6	6	7	10	5	0
33	Finn McCool's Just the Tip	4	9	8	9	3	0

**Team Standings Gold 2**
Total	Team	W1	W2	W4	W5	W6
61	MCYC Pull It Out	18	12	14	9	8
53	Shamrock Poking Cork	7	10	8	12	16
49	Holy Groundmeat	9	7	11	10	12
41	Treasure Isle Tramps	12	12	5	9	3
41	Holy Ground Wire Wire	10	9	5	10	7
40	Grit's Dumpster Divers	1	7	14	7	11

**Team Standings Silver 1**
Total	Team	W1	W2	W4	W5	W6	PNLTS
68	American Sports Saloon	14	18	18	0	18	0
47	Kingpin Blind Squirrels	7	0	16	11	13	0
42	Homedale Winnin' Ugly	12	12	1	11	6	0
32	Halfmoon Kilimanjaro	5	7	11	8	1	0
27	Henry's	9	1	3	8	8	-2
27	Finn's C.U. Next Tues.	10	0	8	0	11	-2

**Team Standings Silver 2**
Total	Team	W1	W2	W4	W5	W6
58	MCYC APPP	10	15	7	13	13
58	Prytania Redarteds	11	11	12	14	10
47	Homedale Overeasy	10	8	11	6	12
46	Milan Eggs	8	12	8	9	9
38	Shamrock ByeWeekChamps	9	4	8	10	7
38	Lotsa Luck My Ass	9	7	11	5	6

**Team Standings Bronze 1**
Total	Team	W1	W2	W4	W5	W6	PNLTS
52	Grit's Family Jewels	11	11	14	9	8	-1
52	Red Door Tips & Shafts	8	12	13	10	9	0
46	Grits Throwing Elvi	12	7	7	9	11	0
46	Redd's Uptilly Tavern	11	8	12	8	7	0
44	Shamrock Fullabull	7	13	5	11	8	0
41	Grits Square Wheels	8	6	6	10	11	0

**Team Standings Bronze 2**
Total	Team	W1	W2	W4	W5	W6
59	3 Legged Dog Originals	10	11	15	13	10
51	Rendezvous Dodge Darts	14	13	4	9	11
49	Holy Ground Stevie's Wonders	5	8	14	14	8
48	45 Tchoup This!	12	6	13	5	12
42	Mick's Dart Derelicts	9	8	6	10	9
36	BJ's Hurricanes	7	11	5	6	7

Penalty Box?
[If you really faxed in your card but still got a penalty, contact Tom with time & date. If there is an error page, you will be credited]

PENALTIES:
-1: Did not fill out Individual stats or incomplete Individual Stats.
-2: Did not send in scorecard
-5: Did not send in 5 or more scorecards (weekly)
*: Illegal players.

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