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   E-Mail: orleansdartclub@cox.net    P.O. Box 2347, Gretna, La. 70054-2347    Fax: 371-5581

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*********************************************WEEK 5 IS THE FINAL DEADLINE FOR DUES! no more players may be added after Week 5, final Deadline to pay dues
UNPAID PLAYERS DO NOT GET AWARDS OR ADVANCE TO PLAYOFFS!!! $15/PLAYER + $30 BAR FEE PLEASE MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO: "ORLEANS DART CLUB" AND MAIL TO: P.O. BOX 2347 GRETNA, LA. 70054-2347.

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WEEK 2 NEWS:
-Please remember to fill out the individual stat sections of your scorecards. When we just have to review those for accuracy it's WAY better than me trying to decipher all your cryptic handwriting, fax blurs, poor resolution images, beer stains, brand new nicknames, etc., trying to guess who won or lost. Thanks!

WEEK 1 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
FINN'S BEAST MODE, PRYTANIA OW MY BULLS, PRYTANIA REDARTED, MILAN CHICKENS

WEEK 2 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1): Redd's Uptilly, HolyGround Stevie's Wonders
WEEK 1 PENALTIES: NO SCORES REPORTED (-2): Prytania Ow My Bulls

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WEEK 1 NEWS:
TWO SCHEDULE CHANGES!!!
1-SILVER 2:Shamrock Bye Week Champs have DROPPED OUT so please adjust your schedules to make those BYE weeks.

2-Some idiot scheduled darts on St. Patrick's Day, March 17th, (lol). We can play darts on President's Day, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Arbor Day...the list goes on and on including CINCO DE MAYO (THE CITY GRAIL FINALS, ARIBA!), but we CANNOT play darts on St. Paddy's. Schedule has been adjusted, skipping that week.

-Name Changes:

Was 45 Tchoup This! now =>45 Tchoup KTFB (Keep Them on the F__ing Board)
Was 45 tchoup ____ now =>45 Tchoup Been Called Worse

Was Grit's Victory Shots, now =>Grit's 0fx

-Round of Nines by Chris Jones, Dustin Hitt & Shawn Nillen

-3LD vs. Stevie's Wonders has been rescheduled for 2/10.
Please ASK YOUR BARTENDERS to give you any award mugs that might be there. I've been getting complaints from players saying they never got their mugs and from owners saying players never take their mugs, so somewhere along the line, they get thrown out and then you ask me to make you new ones. We can't afford to do duplicate awards, so PLEASE check w/ your bar at the start of each season and ask for your stuff. (the missing TWO REDD'S PLAQUES are at HENRYS!)

This year I'd like everyone to make a special effort to promote the ODC motto: EXEMPLIFY GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP. We are a social CLUB of dart friends, not some cutthroat league of strangers. Dart players are nigh immortal, so you will be playing against these folks for YEARS TO COME. And if you don't like someone, all you need to do is TOLERATE and be civil to them for about 3 hours, maybe twice a season. If you can't do that, please stay home. If a player requires some "edge" where they have to act like a dick in order to win, THEY SHOULD STAY HOME. It's all about shooting your best darts possible and everyone deserves that opportunity WITHOUT heckling, harassment, intimidation or distraction. Besides, nearly all of us are drinking, so small slights tend to get magnified out of proportion and we're not here for that crap. If you find someone is violating the rules or your personal space (2' rule, chatty scorekeeper, etc), POLITELY remind them of the rules. If you are shooting, WAIT until the distracting behavior stops and inform the distractor that you are waiting for them to stop. Remember, twitchy/talky scorekeepers can be vetoed (once per match: see rules) and removed.

Thanks in advance for setting a good example of and/or correcting your team-mates to demonstrate good sportsmanship. I wish you a fun and forfeit-free season as we enter our 16th year. -Dartsar out

WEEK 1 WARNING: MISSING STATS (you have one week to get these stats in before your team is penalized)
FINN'S BEAST MODE, LOTSA LUCK MY ASS, GRIT'S FAMIGLIA, FINN'S C.U.NEXTUES.,
HENRY'S, PRYTANIA OW MY BULLS,

WEEK 1 PENALTIES: INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1): None

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                                    After Week 2, Player dues increase from $12 to $15. Bar fee is $30 per team.
                               THE FINAL DEADLINE FOR PAYING PLAYER AND TEAM DUES IS WEEK 5!
                      PLEASE MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO: "ORLEANS DART CLUB" AND MAIL TO: P.O. BOX 2347 GRETNA, LA. 70054-2347.

-How to add players:

1. If they're NEW to dart leagues (not just new to ODC), add them. (don't forget to pay for them!)
2. If they've played in a dart league before, call Tom @ 344-0257 to get approval. (don't forget to pay for them!)
3. If you're in the top division, add anyone, doesn't matter. (don't forget to pay for them!)

As always, if you faxed or emailed your match scores but find your team name in the Penalties section, we did not receive your report.
Send Tom your fax confirmation page or your email error message and he'll credit you your penalty points if it was originally sent before the deadline (Sat. Midnight after the match). We usually get one or 2 fax transmission error pages so if you can tell me the time and date you sent it and there is an error page for then, your penalties will be removed. Make sure you fill out the Individual Stats section!

**Team Standings Platinum**
Total	Team	W1	W2
21	American S.S. Fantasstic 4	13	8
21	Grit's Aces	11	10
20	Homedale Fargin' Iceholes	11	9
19	Grit's 0fx	6	13
19	Grit's Famiglia	8	11
14	Finn's Just The Tip	8	6

Team Standings Platinum

**Team Standings Gold 1**
Total	Team	W1	W2
24	Shamrock Proj. Dysfunc.	12	12
22	Lotsa Luck Young Guns	13	9
19	Kingpin Blind Squirrels	6	13
17	Finn's Beast Mode	7	10
17	Milan Chickens	11	6
15	45 Tchoup BeenCalledWorse	8	7

Team Standings Gold 1

**Team Standings Gold 2**
Total	Team	PNLTS	W1
24	Grit's Square Wheels	9	15
19	Holy Ground Supagh Darts	6	13
16	Homedale Heauxs	10	6
13	Holy Ground Martyrs	13	0
4	MCYC Pull It Out	0	4

Team Standings Gold 2

**Team Standings Silver 1**
Total	Team	W1	W2
23	Finn's C.U. Next Tues.	9	14
21	Homedale Doogie Slammers	11	10
19	Redd's Uptilly	11	8
19	Shamrock Sneaknuts	8	11
19	Rendezvous Dodge Darts	10	9
13	Lotsa Luck My Ass	8	5

Team Standings Silver 1

**Team Standings Silver 2**
Total	Team	W1	W2
21	Homedale Tab Dodgers	12	9
20	Holy Ground Wire Wire	7	13
17	Henry's	7	10
12	Treasure Isle Tramps	12	0
6	Prytania Redarteds	0	6

Team Standings Silver 2

**Team Standings Bronze 1**
Total	Team	W1	W2
21	Grit's Throwing Elvi	11	10
18	Milan Eggs	8	10
17	Grit's Dumpster Divers	8	9
11	Homedale Winnin' Ugly	11	0
9	Homedale Fullabull	0	9

Team Standings Bronze 1

**Team Standings Bronze 2**
Total	Team	W1	W2	PNLTS
29	45 Tchoup KTFB	17	12	0
10	Mick's Dart Derelicts	0	10	0
8	Holy Ground Stevie's Wonders	0	9	-1
7	3 Legged Dog Originals	0	7	0
0	Prytania Ow My Bulls!	2	0	-2

Team Standings Bronze 2

Penalty Box?
[If you really faxed in your card but still got a penalty, contact Tom with time & date. If there is an error page, you will be credited]

PENALTIES:
-1: Did not fill out Individual stats or incomplete Individual Stats.
-2: Did not send in scorecard
-5: Did not send in 5 or more scorecards (weekly)
*: Illegal players.

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