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PLAYOFFS WEEK 1 NEWS:
FINAL STANDINGS! Two teams lost their 9-week streaks in Week 10. Lotsa Luck/Lil Talent handed the Aces their first and only loss of the season with a triples win, and Oak St. yielded up Basin Not Even Close's
Fortunately, none of this season's penalties made any difference on the final standings.
| Total | Team | W1 | W2 | W3 | W4 | W5 | W6 | W7 | W8 | W9 | W10 | PNLTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 124 | Grit's Aces | 15 | 13 | 13 | 12 | 15 | 15 | 10 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 0 |
| 121 | Homedale Heauxs | 11 | 16 | 11 | 7 | 17 | 10 | 14 | 13 | 7 | 15 | 0 |
| 93 | Henry's Off at Church | 6 | 6 | 8 | 16 | 14 | 13 | 9 | 6 | 6 | 9 | 0 |
| 86 | Homedale Puff Tuff | 8 | 11 | 6 | 9 | 5 | 9 | 11 | 7 | 10 | 10 | 0 |
| 84 | Lotsa Luck Little Talent | 13 | 3 | 7 | 10 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 15 | 9 | 12 | 0 |
| 62 | Grit's Filth of the H.O. | 4 | 8 | 12 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 8 | 4 | 13 | 4 | 0 |
| Total | Team | W1 | W2 | W3 | W4 | W5 | W6 | W7 | W8 | W9 | W10 | PNLTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 130 | Rendezvous Red Eyes | 11 | 18 | 13 | 8 | 15 | 11 | 15 | 14 | 15 | 10 | 0 |
| 107 | Henry's Wooden Nickels | 12 | 11 | 12 | 11 | 4 | 16 | 10 | 10 | 12 | 9 | 0 |
| 96 | MCYC Buddies | 11 | 8 | 11 | 11 | 13 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 4 | 10 | 0 |
| 86 | Half Moon Just the Tip | 8 | 8 | 7 | 13 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 0 |
| 74 | MCYC Butta | 8 | 11 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 8 | 5 | 7 | 7 | -4 |
| 71 | Melius Smells Like Bulls Hit | 7 | 1 | 8 | 6 | 11 | 3 | 4 | 9 | 10 | 12 | 0 |
| Total | Team | W1 | W2 | W3 | W4 | W5 | W6 | W7 | W8 | W9 | W10 | PNLTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 93 | Grit's Return of the Elvi | 0 | 10 | 13 | 10 | 11 | 0 | 9 | 12 | 14 | 14 | 0 |
| 87 | Evangeline Wire Wire | 8 | 9 | 15 | 9 | 0 | 7 | 10 | 16 | 13 | 0 | 0 |
| 73 | Oak St. Brewers | 11 | 10 | 6 | 0 | 10 | 12 | 11 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 0 |
| 71 | Milan Omelets | 11 | 9 | 0 | 10 | 8 | 14 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 0 |
| 56 | Basin Not Even Close | 8 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 13 | 0 |
| Total | Team | W1 | W2 | W3 | W4 | W5 | W6 | W7 | W8 | W9 | W10 | PNLTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 108 | Mick's Bricks | 8 | 11 | 14 | 13 | 9 | 12 | 13 | 7 | 7 | 14 | 0 |
| 104 | Homedale Winnin' Ugly | 14 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 13 | 15 | 12 | 12 | 12 | 0 |
| 99 | Kingpin Trash Darts | 11 | 10 | 12 | 12 | 11 | 7 | 13 | 7 | 5 | 13 | -2 |
| 95 | 45 Slop | 16 | 15 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 8 | 4 | 8 | 14 | 5 | 0 |
| 86 | Grit's Pack of Piercing Peppers | 3 | 9 | 5 | 11 | 10 | 11 | 6 | 12 | 12 | 7 | 0 |
| 76 | Homedale Who Dat Cats | 5 | 8 | 11 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 11 | 7 | 6 | 0 |
| Total | Team | W1 | W2 | W3 | W4 | W5 | W6 | W7 | W8 | W9 | W10 | PNLTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 92 | Basin Bulls on Parade | 0 | 16 | 17 | 14 | 8 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 13 | 10 | 0 |
| 88 | Milan Eggs | 15 | 10 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 13 | 9 | 17 | 6 | 8 | 0 |
| 87 | Lotsa Luck Is It In? | 6 | 13 | 15 | 6 | 13 | 0 | 10 | 14 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 86 | Grit's Daddy Dart | 13 | 3 | 15 | 9 | 12 | 0 | 15 | 10 | 0 | 9 | 0 |
| 84 | Grit's VFW | 14 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 10 | 12 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 0 |
| 72 | HolyG Return of the Wonders | 4 | 7 | 0 | 13 | 11 | 15 | 4 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 61 | HolyG Projectile Dysf. | 0 | 9 | 4 | 11 | 8 | 4 | 7 | 0 | 9 | 9 | 0 |
| 59 | Friendly Bar Friendly Darts | 5 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 11 | 0 | 12 | 2 | 10 | 10 | 0 |
| 55 | Homedale Nothing but Bullshooters | 0 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| Team | # | First | Last | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Basin Bulls on Parade | 329 | Charles | Diermann | 9 |
| Basin Not Even Close | 513 | Jason | Fortner | 9 |
| Basin Not Even Close | 378 | Jennifer | Holman | 1 |
| Grit's Filth | 405 | Jason | Borzych | 4 |
| Grit's Filth of the H.O. | 527 | Jackson | Carney | 8 |
| Grit's Filth of the H.O. | 358 | Brian | Senie | 7 |
| Grit's VFW | 322 | Chris | Baker | 5 |
| Half Moon Just the Tip | 744 | Jared | Bowers | 11 |
| HolyG Proj.Dysfunc. | 847 | Caitlin | Burke | 6 |
| Homedale Puff Tuff | 182 | Khary | Justice | 1 |
| Homedale Puff Tuff | 876 | Phil | Heifner | 7 |
| Lotsa Luck Is It In? | 904 | Mike | Zalaznik | 8 |
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WEEK 10 NEWS:
-After looking up the MCYC Butta stats for Weeks 7 & 8, I noticed something that usually gets a website mention: Butta Blake Grabert won his solo Doubles Cricket game vs. Just the James & Dan, putting him at 3-3 for the night and also, last week Blake got a TON 80. Geaux, Blake, geaux! Unfortunately also last week, the Butta made the grievous mistake of playing a new unapproved player instead of just playing with 3 again so any/all of those games are forfeit, changing the 10-9 score to a 12-7 (only one 501 game was affected). Sorry guys but Week 5 is the final deadline for adding new players.
-Basin was Not Even Close to having a full team last week, fielding only 3.
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WEEK
9 WARNING MISSING SCORES |
| WEEK 8 PENALTIES
(-2):
KINGPING
TRASH WEEK 9 INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1): NONE |
WEEK 9 NEWS:
-ATTENTION MCYC BUTTA: We're still missing your 10/11 Week 7 scorecard (also Week 8 now). You may have tried to send Week 7 but no picture came through. Please resend, you get an extra week's reprieve until this Sunday 10/30 deadline before dropping the -2 Penalty Axe.
-Not Even Close & Friendly Bar played with only 3.
-Score correction applied for Week 7 Wire v Elvi match due to conflicting scorecards. It was 10-9, not 11-8.
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WEEK
8 WARNING MISSING SCORES |
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WEEK 7 PENALTIES (-2):
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Here is a list of players who are in danger of not qualifying for Playoffs with stats thru Week 8 (if you sent them in)
Captains, you have 2 weeks (Bronze Captains, only 1!) remaining to get your players qualified.
Gold 1 & 2, Silver 2 need 15 games. Silver 1 & Bronze need 12.
WEEK 8 NEWS:
-Speaking of teams playing short-handed successfully, Wire Wire beat the Elvi 11-8 with only 3 players last week. Half Moon and Butta played 3 vs. 3, resulting in a 9-8 score (skipped 2 singles).
- Filthy Tony Fazzarri hit the new High Out: 160.
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WEEK 7 WARNING
MISSING SCORES (you have one week
to get these stats in before your team
is penalized) |
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WEEK 6 PENALTIES (-2):
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WEEK 7 NEWS:
- Fat Harry's Bungholes were unable to field a full team again last week, forfeiting their 3rd match and unfortunately have been dropped from the division.
We hope all the Bungholes are okay and just busy with other things at the moment.
Per Club rules, all points for/against them have been deleted and all scheduled matches against them are now BYE weeks. Individual stats vs. them have been retained and Silver 1 Playoff Ineligibility requirements will be relaxed accordingly.
REMINDER: you only need TWO players to avoid a forfeit. Playing short-handed is not a death sentence. Several teams regularly play short-handed, sometimes successfully, almost always with more points than a zero but most importantly never with a forfeited match. Two forfeits anytime during one season or one forfeit in the last two weeks gets your team dropped.
Please don't assume that your opponent can reschedule, many times they cannot. Contacting them early helps!
All the contact #'s for the teams in your division are conveniently located on the back of your team packets.
- In happier news, Sloppy Ian Cowley shot a 180!
- Holy Ground Team B has legally changed their name to Return of the Wonders with some Stevie's Wonders vets returning to their roster. Welcome back, Jessica & Chris!
- The Yacht Club hosted an epic Double Feature last week with the Buddies & Butta playing their Week 1 and Week 6 matches back-to-back. Buddies won 11-8, then Butta won 10-9.
It was undoubtedly a long night (although they still probably finished before Eggs v. Bullshooters, lol!). The youngblood Butta may have simply worn down the more venerable Buddies' arms in the second go-round to scrape out that one point win.
-Customized Tshirts from last season are almost ready!
- The Schedule page is updated to include the 3 rescheduled Bronze matches for 11/1: VFW @ EGGS, FRIENDLY @ DADDY & BULLS @ DYSFUNCTION
- Mick's Bricks collapsed upon and dented the Kingpin Trash's pristine unbeaten season last week, leaving only two teams currently undefeated: GRIT'S ACES & MILAN EGGS
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WEEK 6 WARNING
MISSING SCORES (you have one week
to get these stats in before your team
is penalized) |
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WEEK 5 PENALTIES (-2):
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WEEK 6 NEWS:
- Friendly Bar & WhoDat Cats played with only 3. Cat Ryan McCall won his solo 501 vs. Trashy Stewart & Dennis.
- Not to be outdone, Half Moon Just the Tip played with just 2 but couldn't pull off another win this time, only getting 6 pts.
- But Fat Harry's had the fewest players show up last week: 0. Wire Wire declined to reschedule and are taking the 10 pt. forfeit.
- Butta Capt. Cam sent in a screenshot of a sent mail from two weeks ago, so their penalty has been rescinded.
- ATTENTION BRONZE! Due to schedule adjustments to avoid double-home-match conflicts, Lotsa Luck Is It In? got the short end of the schedule-stick with only TWO home games all season; 6 away games and only 3 home games but one of those is a Bye. To even this out, we're giving them home games for any and all of their Bronze Playoff matches.
- Only three teams remain undefeated: GRIT'S ACES, MILAN EGGS & KINGPIN TRASH
- NO MORE PLAYERS MAY BE ADDED AFTER THE WEEK 5 DEADLINE
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WEEK 5 WARNING
MISSING SCORES (you have one week
to get these stats in before your team
is penalized) |
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WEEK 4 PENALTIES (-2):
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WEEK 5 NEWS:
- Half Moon played with only 3... but still won 13-6!
-Butta Blake Grabert got a R9. No one hit any Mystery Outs.
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WEEK 4 WARNING
MISSING SCORES (you have one week
to get these stats in before your team
is penalized) |
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WEEK 3 PENALTIES (-2):
MCYC BUTTA
(removed, Capt. sent screenshots of
sent email, time-stamped earlier) |
WEEK 4 NEWS:
- Eggs vs. VFW Week 3 match rescheduled for 11/11.
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WEEK 3 WARNING
MISSING SCORES (you have one week
to get these stats in before your team
is penalized) |
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WEEK 2 PENALTIES (-2):
NONE |
WEEK 3 NEWS:
- It's with great sadness we announce the loss of one of our members, Egg Jefferson McGovern, who passed away last week. He's undefeated this season at 3-0 and currently sits atop the Bronze AVG leaderboard. We offer our sincere condolences to his family including fellow Egg Sarah Guidry, his team and all of his Milan friends and beyond.
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WEEK 2 WARNING:
MISSING SCORES (you have one week
to get these stats in before your team
is penalized) |
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WEEK 1 PENALTIES (-2):
NONE |
WEEK 2 NEWS: and WE'RE OFF!.... to a rocky start
-Holy Ground Projectile Dys. vs. Basin Bulls on Parade rescheduled for 11/1/22.
-Butta vs. Buddies match wasn't played, may be rescheduled, stay tuned.
-Bungholes vs. Elvi the same.
-Off@Church & TeamB played w/ only 3.
-But six of those who did show up and play Week 1 found success punching their tickets into the My$tery Out prize drawing with outs ranging from 63 to 116, the latter by Off at Scott Greenfield, our current High Out holder.
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WEEK 1 WARNING:
MISSING SCORES (you have one week
to get these stats in before your team
is penalized) |
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WEEK 1 INDIVIDUAL STATS INCOMPLETE (-1): NONE |
After
Week 2, Player dues increase from $12 to
$15. Bar fee is $30 per team.
THE FINAL DEADLINE FOR PAYING PLAYER AND
TEAM DUES IS WEEK 5!
PLEASE MAKE
CHECKS PAYABLE TO: "ORLEANS DART CLUB" AND
MAIL TO: P.O. BOX 2347 GRETNA, LA.
70054-2347.
-How to add players:
1. If they're
new to dart league (not just new to us), add
them.
2. If they've played in a league before, call
Tom @ 504/344/0257 to get approval.
3. If you're in the top division, add anyone,
it doesn't matter.
As always, if you emailed your match
scores but find your team name in the
Penalties section, we did not receive your
report.
Send Tom your your email error message and
he'll credit you your penalty points if it was
originally sent before the deadline (Sat.
Midnight after the match).
[If you
really reported your scores but still got a
penalty, contact Tom with time & date.
If there is an failed email attempt, you will be
credited]
PENALTIES:
-1: Did not fill out Individual stats or
submitted incomplete Individual Stats.
-2: Did not report any scores & stats
-5: Did not send in 5 or more scorecards
(weekly)
*: Illegal players.
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